'Time-Traveler' Busted For Insider Trading

Ok, I agree that this is a rather sad first posting in the News and Current Events topic, but it was just too good to pass up.



According a Yahoo TV article, 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin turned an $800 stock investment into a $350 million portfolio in only two weeks. How'd he do it? By traveling back in time from 2256.



Duh.



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